If you were running for president who would you're running mate be?

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Didge Doo answered

I'd have to resurrect George Carlin. (Well, if Ray can get away with Groucho Marx I should be allowed to run with George.)

We'd turn congress into a Festival of Fun but we'd also find a very quick way to solve America's financial problems by removing the Religion Industry's tax-free status and make it pay its way like everybody else.

We'd also legislate for full disclosure on religious spending so that their adherents could see where their tithes are really going.

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ZombieE Lee answered

I'd disguise Bill Clinton as somebody else so that he'd be able to help me as President. He'd be disguised as Vice-President "Hector Jesus Machio Batista Cortes the third" and he'd help me run the country. I'd give him a fake mustache and sombrero.

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ZombieE Lee
ZombieE Lee commented
I don't know a lot about Carter but what I do know of him I like. He might be the exception to the "prideful president" rule that I invented
Chandler Howard
Chandler Howard commented
whats that
ZombieE Lee
ZombieE Lee commented
My own personal opinion is that anybody that actually succeeds and becomes president is probably arrogant and/or prone to exaggerating the truth. I mean how cocky do you have to be to think of yourself as Presidential material? Of course that's just my own personal prejudice so no offense to any politicians out there. I'm sure they all have good intentions. Its just that I've never seen a President, save maybe Carter, that wasn't completely full of himself /:
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Ray Dart answered

Since I wasn't born in the US (and have come back to the UK anyway), I could never stand for President but if I could, and he was still alive (I'm not asking too much am I?) It would be Groucho Marx - a man who REALLY understood the human condition :)

otis otiscambell Profile

Me and richard pryor that way wewould get the black and the white vote and free shine for everyone would be our ticket to a win

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DDX Project answered

Don Rickles would be my running mate. Perfect sidekick. Pretty good with public relations and foreign diplomacy.


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