Can I get free iPhone chargers for life with the iPhone six ? Or where can I hang my jacket it's freakin hot in here. Just a guess.
If God came back and was at a major shopping mall a day before Christmas what would he say?
Do you give discounts for senior spirits?
Anybody know where the restrooms are ? I need to get a little cleaned up ! Lol
He'd go into Victoria's Secret and say "do these yoga pants make my butt look big?"
Jesus would say this is not the day of my birth it is a pagan celebration called Satunalia, and not based on the truth. John 8:32, "You will know the truth and the truth will set you free.
Thou shall not....
I don't think he would say anything. I think he would be left speechless.
Came back from where? Obscurity?
Are you sure you want to buy that?
Mithra would want to know where the bulls are for the sacrifice
Attis/Dionysus would want to know if you're buying enough wine
Krishna would want to make sure you were saying his name right, because obviously you got something wrong, Christ is not the way you say it.
Jesus would wonder what happened to the profession of poverty.