While working part time in a produce store as a teenager, the boss yelled at me because the perforated bags of spinach had lost their vacuum. The freakin' bags had breathing holes in them, how COULD they hold a vacuum? What a bozo.
What's the dumbest thing you've heard a person of authority say?
Haha! On mother's day, I got pulled over for speeding as I was coming home from the Columbus Zoo...Cop goes through the regular schpiel, no officer I really didn't realize I was speeding (I didn't, my friend and I were gabbing away and I was just driving) he says to me "stay right there.....don't go anywhere.......stay right there.....in the truck" my friend and I looked at each other like wha? We're in the middle of absolutely NO WHERE and I'd kinda like to know where he thought I'd be going!
Edit : I think I once heard a cop demand an extra donut in his dozen ... That's whack cos 13 is a whack number ;) unventing :p
My nephew did something that upset my sister-in-law. He was trying to tell her what happened and she was yelling at him. She finally yelled "Shut up and answer me!"
When George W. Bush was running for president, I remember him saying "I believe human beings and fish can coexist peacefully."
Too many to list ! Always fought authority !
pull down your pants and spread your cheeks! Body search before court
One of the stupidest thing's I've heard, is from Jews: "Never Again"
Yet every Jewish organization pushes for ONLY the government to be armed. Yeah. Because it worked out soooo well for them in the past.
"Never Again"? More like "Give us more. Please."
They pull over young drivers who follow the rules very correctly.
That station claims young adults are in a age that cause them to break many laws! If they are too correct there must be something wrong!
So stupid.
