What's the dumbest thing you've heard a person of authority say?

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Ancient Hippy Profile
Ancient Hippy answered

While working part time in a produce store as a teenager, the boss yelled at me because the perforated bags of spinach had lost their vacuum. The freakin' bags had breathing holes in them, how COULD they hold a vacuum? What a bozo.

John Doe Profile
John Doe answered

Haha! On mother's day, I got pulled over for speeding as I was coming home from the Columbus Zoo...Cop goes through the regular schpiel, no officer I really didn't realize I was speeding (I didn't, my friend and I were gabbing away and I was just driving) he says to me "stay right there.....don't go anywhere.......stay right there.....in the truck" my friend and I looked at each other like wha? We're in the middle of absolutely NO WHERE and I'd kinda like to know where he thought I'd be going!

Corey The Goofyhawk Profile
Corey The Goofyhawk , Epic has no limit, answered

"I'm Hillary Clinton and I'm running for President."

Lol, I couldn't help myself. :D

Jaimie  JT Profile
Jaimie JT answered

Edit : I think I once heard a cop demand an extra donut in his dozen ... That's whack cos 13 is a whack number ;)  unventing :p 

PJ Stein Profile
PJ Stein answered

My nephew did something that upset my sister-in-law. He was trying to tell her what happened and she was yelling at him. She finally yelled "Shut up and answer me!"

Cookie Roma Profile
Cookie Roma answered

When I was a kid my, and my friends parents had some weird sayings.  If they got made at us and we started crying they'd say, "why are you crying?  You want something to cry about?  I can give you something to cry about."  More than a little strange. 

Mountain  Man Profile
Mountain Man answered

When  George W. Bush was running for president, I remember him saying "I believe human beings and fish can coexist peacefully."

Walt O'Reagun Profile
Walt O'Reagun answered

One of the stupidest thing's I've heard, is from Jews:  "Never Again"

Yet every Jewish organization pushes for ONLY the government to be armed.  Yeah.  Because it worked out soooo well for them in the past.

"Never Again"?  More like "Give us more.  Please."

Matt Radiance Profile
Matt Radiance answered

They pull over young drivers who follow the rules very correctly.

That station claims young adults are in a age that cause them to break many laws! If they are too correct there must be something wrong!

So stupid.

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