Its national airborne day, national rum day and natonal tell a joke day and national roller coaster day. So which one is your flavor?

I don't plan on being airborne today, I'm not much of a rum drinker, I'm better laughing at jokes versus telling them, and I do like roller coasters, I just haven't been on one for about 10 years.

I'll give you a joke as I don't like rum, roller coasters and I'm not going airborne today.

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree,
I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring
a knife on a date.

Rum flavored Shine 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷

In high school I got sick on rum, but I've been given rum from Caribbean sugar cane plantations, and those bottles are heavenly. So, I'd pick rum on a roller coaster. I know that might sound like a barf fest, but if I timed it right it should be all good.

Since I can't fly anymore, that let's that out. Roller coasters are out now too even though I love them and I don't have a good joke that I can put on here, so it's probably a good day for a Rum and Coke ! I do kind of like that Captain Morgan's once in a while.

It is the 76th National Airborne Day, marking the anniversary of the first parachute jump conducted by the US Army's Parachute Test Platoon. No joke, as I lift my glass of rum to Private William N. “Red” King, the first enlisted man of the test platoon to jump out of an airplane, and to all those that followed him into the Airborne Division of the US Army.

A salute to the sky soldiers.

Haven't had rum or ridden a roller coaster in 50 years---a streak of luck I hope to continue.

I'm not much of a "joke teller," but I do share my sense of humor frequently with others---expecially my family.

My feet were meant to be planted on solid ground! So no flying......

My life has been a roller coaster all in itself the last few months so please no thrill rides for me right now! LOL!

Rum was one of my favorites back in the day. I wanted the coconut rum with pineapple juice and real cherries.... I am drooling! :0)

And I do have a joke..... What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!!!!! :0)

I don't like being airborne and I don't like roller coasters. And I'm not very funny. But rum...I'll take it, pass the Bacardi ;)

None of the above.