If men wore high heels and women wore flatties, how would we cope? Would the way we behave (especially at shoe sales) change? What would the conversation be like in coffee lounges? And bars?

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Rooster Cogburn Profile
Rooster Cogburn , Rooster Cogburn, answered

I used to wear heeled Beatle boots when I was in Jr. High school and that was enough to last me a lifetime. I'll pass on heels again !


Corey The Goofyhawk Profile
Corey The Goofyhawk , Epic has no limit, answered

I'm already 6'5 and have to duck through many doorways as it is. Wearing heels would ensure I couldn't enter any buildings. I couldn't cope. But I have the sneaking suspicion I'd suddenly need a matching wallet

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Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
My daughter knew a guy who was a female impersonator. He was way over 6 feet tall, perhaps even as tall as you, and when he went on stage wore ultra high heels to emphasize the height. Of course, that was just for the act.
Ancient One Profile
Ancient One answered

Sorry just thinking about that hurts my head.

Aldrich Ames Profile
Aldrich Ames answered

I can't walk with high heels. I can't stand them (pun totally intended). It's too awkward for me to walk in them. I'm fine with my height. (I'm 6"2)

PJ Stein Profile
PJ Stein answered

Sorry, but it could never happen. High heels hurt too much. It is the same principle as if men were the ones to have children we would be extinct. They just wouldn't deal with the pain.

dragonfly forty-six Profile

I think the conversation would be about how pretty your legs are, and what's the best hair removal. I think sales of mini weed whackers and wax would skyrocket, and women would be walking on tippy toes. There would be a lot more whining from the men and hysterical laughter from women. Within a week it would be mandatory to take one day off a week from work, because your feet hurt AND a new pain reliever that the world never knew existed would be miraculously invented. Leave of absences would be the norm, like maternity leave would be. The emotional upheaval would create support groups, and best of all you'd all get paid for leave and all things pertaining to heels would be free. Thigh highs or pantyhose would be the hot topic at the water coolers. There would be free government programs and every man would get a free closet full of heels. Kleenex would be in such high demand from crying that there would be shortages. Women would have to pay double the amount for plastic surgery to remove those laugh lines, and our flatties would cost double the amount of heels.

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Virginia Lou
Virginia Lou commented
DragonFly yes, THAT answer is very creative, so funny too
Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
This answer wins the coupon for a free pair of Nikes. Had me in stitches.

I particularly liked the "whining from the men and hysterical laughter from women" comment. That was also my thought as I was posting the question. :D
Virginia Lou Profile
Virginia Lou answered

Didge here again what we learn!

Pepper Pot's research, that men in Old Persia actually did wear the high heels?

However I think prolly Gator Blu has the correct information here, men are just not tough enough to bear the pain of high heel shoes... ;) 

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Virginia Lou
Virginia Lou commented
Dozy, I just posted another pic for you...a true pioneer in the area of your question...
Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
I know who that is. It's little Miss Muffitt. And she's not sitting on her tuffet at all, but she stood still so long that the spider spun webs all over her.

This could become next year's fashion statement.
Virginia Lou
Virginia Lou commented
I read his biography last winter...I loved his show SO much as a youngster...
And yes, a fashion statement, you never know the final destiny of a Blurt question!
otis campbell Profile
otis campbell answered

Their is no no way i can wear hi heals and it pushes your butt out my butt is already out. Im wearing flip flops or tennis shoes

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Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
I hardly ever get out of my Asics these days. Of course, if Nike made running shoes with high heels it might become interesting.
otis campbell
otis campbell commented
I wear these sandals called tiddies because their as comfy as a tiddy
Ancient Hippy Profile
Ancient Hippy answered

I can't imagine wearing heels on the job site. They would make climbing a ladder very difficult.

Image result for high heel work boots

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Virginia Lou
Virginia Lou commented
Hippy I think that is a woman's shoe...in 1967 San Francisco i remember some brides were wearing combat boots with their wedding dress...
Ancient Hippy
Ancient Hippy commented
I believe that Virginia. They look much more comfortable than stiletto heels.
Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
Beats me why women treat their feet so badly. Still, I'm only a man so I guess I'll never understand.
Pepper pot Profile
Pepper pot answered

My neck would ache even more than it does when speaking to tall folk. My partner is over six foot, in heels it would be a neck breaker for me as I stand at 5 '3".  I wouldn't want men in heels it's too effeminate.

The first high heels were worn by Persian men in the ninth century, when horse-riding to keep their feet in the stirrups, this caught on and men wore them, (especially amongst the aristocrats) because they thought it gave them a masculine edge, made them feel more powerful as high heels would be considered unpractical for the working class. Louis XIV of France was only 5'4", and so he wore four inch heels. Women actually started to wear heels in order to appear more "masculine" in competition with the men, but this all fell out of fashion by the Age Of Enlightenment.  In late 1800's they made a return but only women wore them. After the war very high heels came into fashion with a slender hill such as the stiletto, which were designed by Roger Vivier in order to make women look more attractive with longer slender legs.

High heels can put the pelvis out of alignment and cause compression of the spine, ingrowing toenails, fractures, wear and tear in the soft tissue, and shrinking of the Achilles tendon, in today's world I don't think men would put up with that.  I stick to my comfortable shoes and only wear heels when I go for a meal or out to a party.


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Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
That was a magnificent answer, PP, and far better than this silly question deserves. It's interesting to learn the history of something I've always taken for granted.

Virginia, add this trove of knowledge to my answer to your "What have you learned on Blurtit" question.
Virginia Lou
Virginia Lou commented
i agree, Dozy
Pepper pot
Pepper pot commented
Thank you
KB Baldwin Profile
KB Baldwin answered

"Not tough enough"?  I would argue for more sensible, except for the fact bthat my compatriots seem to want to hang onto the necktie, a bit of apparel that every bit as useless as the high heel. 

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Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
During the 1980s there was a series of comments (6 or 7) from readers to the Sydney Morning Herald about the correct way to tie a neck tie.

The second last one gave a formula for getting them just the right length and included references to the thickness of the neck and the length of the vertical drop.

The next days comment said, "But my tie doesn't have a vertical drop."
Virginia Lou
Virginia Lou commented
Well, I can remember one the, um, major initiations of my girlhood in the 1950's was when I learned to tie the neckties of my father and brother...they were amazingly patient about the whole matter, too...
Virginia Lou
Virginia Lou commented
Tiger, I find that interesting, both your husband and KB clearly not loving neckties...now I wonder how many men might also feel like that?
Tom  Jackson Profile
Tom Jackson answered

If I had been a man in Old Persia, I would have quickly invented the the bow saw.

(Assuming of course that it had not yet been invented.)

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Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
Sometimes things we take for granted today were invented much later than you might think. For instance, historian Max Bygraves pointed out that toilet seats were not invented till the 1700s when and Irishman thought it would be more comfortable to be seated while ridding ourselves of used food products.

The idea caught on very quickly and a couple of years later an Englishman cut a hole in it.
Tom  Jackson
Tom Jackson commented
Simple pleasures...
Matt Radiance Profile
Matt Radiance answered

We are falling into stereotypes already! We might not wearing heels! But ladies wearing flatties and other types very easily, even at the workplace. There are plenty of arguments out there about none mandatory fashion for employees in the workplace.

The design of heels specially in today's age belongs to woman. The heel goes to woman's attractiveness,shaping the legs, pelvis. And spinal area. Also some consider it as a power to look tall and strong. Women's spinal and body's structure is noticeably different from men. The heels designed according to women's physical structures. That's where also Otis idea about butt happens to be. But still the fact remains the overuse of heels can cause endless troubles and issues for women. This issues happens while heels suppose to be friends of women, now imagine what they would do to men ? I'll tell you;

Pain, discomfort, falling down with every three step, lower back pain, and more, and this is what all the conversations will be about! Men pain! Women's laughs and sympathy. We'll act angry while shopping as well cause of the imbalance and pain under our feet!!!!

Simply! It's a chaos! Can not happen!

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Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
You've persuaded me, Matt. Even wearing joggers I have to use a walking stick to stop falling over repeatedly. God knows how I'd cope with stilettos. :(
Matt Radiance
Matt Radiance commented
On point!!!

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