Its halloween and ntional caramel day , national magic day and natinal knock knock jokes day. So is this your day knock knock?

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Mountain  Man Profile
Mountain Man answered

It sounds like a good day to me. I'm looking forward to my grandkids showing up in their costumes. I purposely mistake who they are and they get a chuckle out of it.

Ancient Hippy Profile
Ancient Hippy answered

I'll be prepping for the annual Rugrat Porch Party at Hippy's house today. The hay bales were dropped off yesterday and the decorations will go up this afternoon. I've gotta make a couple of gallons of  coffee for the parents, hot cocoa, tons of candy and boxes full of handouts for the kiddies. SO............this is Halloween, my day.

dragonfly forty-six Profile

Halloween and caramel apples. I don't have a good knock knock joke or a magic wand.

Cookie Roma Profile
Cookie Roma answered

Love it!!!!  Tonight we go to see Dracula at Actors Theater of Louisville  Of course before the play there shall be fish and chips at the Troll Under The Bridge Pub 

Aldrich Ames Profile
Aldrich Ames answered

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Just in time for dinner.

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otis campbell
otis campbell commented
Oh yes
otis campbell
otis campbell commented
Look up austin 6th st on halloween u will grown people in halloween costumes in austin tx
Aldrich Ames
Aldrich Ames commented
I was planning on being Johannes Eckerström for halloween but I figure the makeup would creep people out and make them think I'm some sort of serial killing clown rapist especially with the killer clown craze going on. Also, I'm on vacation on (literally) the other end of the planet. So I can't.
PJ Stein Profile
PJ Stein answered

Candy is in the cauldron and the pumpkin is carved and the decorations are out. Happy Halloween everyone!

As for knock-knock jokes, here is one many of us blurter can relate to.

Knock, knock

Whose there?

Canoe?

Canoe who?

Canoe you help me with (do) my homework? 

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Rooster Cogburn , Rooster Cogburn, answered

Halloween ! I get to look forward to my Hound barking like crazy every time the door knocks !  I can't wait! You try holding him and handing out candy at the same time ! Quite a job it can be.

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otis campbell
otis campbell commented
Sounds tough hire someone lol
PJ Stein
PJ Stein commented
I am counting on Monday Night Football to save me from the barking. I am planning on putting the dogs in the man cave with my hubby for the game and hopefully his deafness will lead to the tv being turned up and the dogs not hearing the kids coming.
Rooster Cogburn
Rooster Cogburn commented
Wish I could do that Gator but it's just me and the Hound ! LOL
Didge Doo Profile
Didge Doo answered
Here's one from Ernest Hemingway:

]Knock Knock.
Who’s there.
“Who’s there” is really a question. If it’s a question you should use a question mark. I am so tired of this generation and the way they abuse punctuation.
Who’s there!
Go to hell.

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