Is today your day? It is February 26 National Pistachio Day, National Tell a Fairy Tale Day, Ash Wednesday.

Its a good day in the neighborhood. I'm in.

I'll take some pistachio ice cream please....... Tough day at work!!!!

Pistachios are my favorite snack. I'm in.

Once upon a time there lived a beautiful, young, exquisite Queen named Willie. She lived in a magnificent castle nuzzled right in the middle of Blurtit Land. She could look out any one of her thousands of windows, over looking her subjects who peacefully went about their happy lives, for this village was like family. One day while looking out her window she saw a band of evil bandits spamming her people! This made the Queen furious! So she sent her top Knights, whose names were Ancient One and Mountain Man, to go slay the horrid spammers. But no weapon strong enough could be found. So the brilliant Knights decided to seek the council of the wise and wonderful wizard named Lard A$$. Lard A$$ thought long and hard. She wanted to come up with the worst weapon anyone ever had to suffer through. Suddenly she heard the whisper of the town's most beloved and beautiful fairy godmother, Janis. And as if the heavens lined up for this village, two light bulbs went off simultaneously between these two brilliant minds. There was only one answer diabolical enough to work... They hired Yin to cook a feast for the spammers.