Is today your day? It is March 15 National Everything You Think is Wrong Day, National Kansas Day, National Pears Helene Day, and National Shoe the World Day.

Everything I think is wrong, I do not have enough paper, ink or time to list it all. (I'm in)

Thank you. I could be wrong, but I think I'll sit out on this one.

Well, I can be in for Kansas and Pears Helene,  Any fruit drenched in chocolate is okay with me!

Well, since it's raining? I better wear some shoes!