It's in his job description to be plump and jolly :D
Is Santa Claus Wearing A Fat Suit Or Is He Really That Fat? Why Doesn't He Just Go To A Gym At The North Pole And Work Out?
Perhaps Santa has a depression problem, from the lack of sunlight up there all winter, and the poor diet he's on. Maybe it's a beer belly.
Poor old guy. The North Pole just needs some good counsellors.
Poor old guy. The North Pole just needs some good counsellors.
He'd freeze to death if he didn't have a layer of blubber. Plus, all that grease helps him slide don the chimneys.
