Is Santa Claus Wearing A Fat Suit Or Is He Really That Fat? Why Doesn't He Just Go To A Gym At The North Pole And Work Out?


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Stephen Logan Profile
Stephen Logan answered
It's in his job description to be plump and jolly :D
Sarah Johnson Profile
Sarah Johnson answered
Perhaps Santa has a depression problem, from the lack of sunlight up there all winter, and the poor diet he's on. Maybe it's a beer belly.

Poor old guy. The North Pole just needs some good counsellors.
samual answers Profile
samual answers answered
He'd freeze to death if he didn't have a layer of blubber. Plus, all that grease helps him slide don the chimneys.

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