What would you say if someone bought you a new toilet for Christmas?

I bought my daughter a new toilet for Christmas two years ago. She asked for a new one for her house. Of course, she picked out a real expensive one. Now, she thinks of her old man every time she takes a seat.

If it was something the household needed, it would be a very costly but practical gift. Although, wrapping it would prove to be challenging.

Holy Crapper! Awesome! Time to take a load off.

I would actually appreciate it ... One of ours could use a replacement :)

Thank you. I would like this one. It's made of gold with a diamond flusher button.

Some gifts are more appropriate than others.

There was once a man who bought his wife a cemetery plot for Christmas and she complained. The next year he gave her nothing and, when she complained again, he said, "Well, you haven't used last year's gift yet."

But a toilet? Hmm. Maybe somebody's trying to tell you something.

Thank you. My mother raised me with manners and I always say thank you when I recieve a gift. With that said I gave that same mother a toilet for her birthday one year. That is what she asked for, so that is what she got. My older brother installed it. I am happy to report it is years later and it is still working in top order. ;-)

I bought myself a toilet as a Christmas gift last year ... Needed a higher one.  As well as a higher sink and shower head install.  Hated having to stoop all the time.

I guess I'd graciously say "thank you" while I was thinking to myself.....great, another crapper to clean! 😕

I'd say: Thanks, thats gonna go great in my RENTAL.