What would you say if someone bought you a new toilet for Christmas?

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Ancient Hippy Profile
Ancient Hippy answered

I bought my daughter a new toilet for Christmas two years ago. She asked for a new one for her house. Of course, she picked out a real expensive one. Now, she thinks of her old man every time she takes a seat.

Soul Fly Profile
Soul Fly answered

Holy Crapper! Awesome! Time to take a load off.


Janis Haskell Profile
Janis Haskell answered

I would actually appreciate it ... One of ours could use a replacement :)

dragonfly forty-six Profile

Thank you. I would like this one. It's made of gold with a diamond flusher button.

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dragonfly forty-six
Hahahahahahaha I can't believe someone would actually put diamonds on their flusher. I think you have a bit too much money if you can put diamonds on the flusher. But hey, you asked. So, I had to find the most over the top toilet.
Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
That picture reminds me of the guy who was hung over after a party and found that he'd left his wallet behind. He found his way back to the place where he thought the party had been held and knocked on the door. A woman answered.

"Excise me. but is this the house with the golden toilet?"

The woman turned back toward the interior and called, "You'd better come down, Jake. I've found the guy who threw up in your saxophone."
SuperFly Original
Is that copper or orange?
Didge Doo Profile
Didge Doo answered

Some gifts are more appropriate than others.

There was once a man who bought his wife a cemetery plot for Christmas and she complained. The next year he gave her nothing and, when she complained again, he said, "Well, you haven't used last year's gift yet."

But a toilet? Hmm. Maybe somebody's trying to tell you something.

PJ Stein Profile
PJ Stein answered

Thank you. My mother raised me with manners and I always say thank you when I recieve a gift. With that said I gave that same mother a toilet for her birthday one year. That is what she asked for, so that is what she got. My older brother installed it. I am happy to report it is years later and it is still working in top order. ;-)

Walt O'Reagun Profile
Walt O'Reagun answered

I bought myself a toilet as a Christmas gift last year ... Needed a higher one.  As well as a higher sink and shower head install.  Hated having to stoop all the time.

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