Could this be part of it ? A distant relative maybe ? Or gravitational pull ?
Well, something has to hold that comb over in place!
He uses chernobyl hair spray
Yep. I'm pretty sure it has it's own zip code too.
I believe that it does. NASA had been reporting weird gravitational movement around his hair. It's a scientific anomaly, and it needs to be stopped before it turns into a black hole.
More like "anti" gravity field.