What would you do if Donald Trump was at your door?

Show him how to get out.

Hello, Mr. Trump. What's your plan for keeping Ms. Clinton out of office?

Make him take his shoes off when I invited him in. Like anyone else. 

*on a side note- I met Trump, at a business convention in 1999. Very smart, very driven man. A lot taller than you think.

I'd tell him I'm not interested in door to door BS sellers.

Kick him out throw his wife inside. Sorry im a sick old man dirty birdy

Kick him in the balls, but he probably doesn't have any.

Why would he be at my door? Is  the question. I'd probably ask the the small loan of a million dollars he keeps in his pocket.

I'd ask if it's true that he is physically, as well as morally, knackered.

I'd convince him to shave his head .. That hairs gotta go. It's a start anyway.

Ask for $1,000,000 and settle for $500,000 to $750,000😜.

I'll point out the car he arrived with and will ask him to take his leave as soon as possible and will remind him that he has no fan around here and he's not quite safe.