Is it a good idea to seek out, capture and imprison all spammers? Should we then dump them into a big bowl of custard (with Jeremy Clarkson and Donald Trump (who will be there already))?

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Ancient Hippy Profile
Ancient Hippy answered

Once they're all captured, I think it would be best to put them in a giant blender and frappe the hell out of them.

Call me Z Profile
Call me Z answered

Seems like a lot of effort. How about just a summary public flogging for each one. 20 lashes or so.  It's quick, cheap, and gets the point across. You could charge admission, sell refreshments, T-shirts and whatnot.  

Perhaps additionally, destroy their computer devices.

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KB Baldwin
KB Baldwin commented
Great idea - you could make it a real event with vendors selling little meat pies and tacos, and clowns juggling and people on stilts. Maybe a band.
Call me Z
Call me Z commented
People love spectacle. Call it:

"The Circus of Justice"

(though based on what we see daily, that heading may not actually be much of a departure from the current state of our courts).
Tris Fray Potter Profile

Not custard!  It's too good for them!

Pepper pot Profile
Pepper pot answered

Ok, but the custard has to have mould on it.

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Ray  Dart
Ray Dart commented
LOL... The indignity of a custard dunking is not enough for you?
Pepper pot
Pepper pot commented
Certainly not, we are British Ray, we have the Tower of London in our history of punishment and torture, they should be grateful for the mould.

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