If you were running for president who would you're running mate be?

I'd have to resurrect George Carlin. (Well, if Ray can get away with Groucho Marx I should be allowed to run with George.)

We'd turn congress into a Festival of Fun but we'd also find a very quick way to solve America's financial problems by removing the Religion Industry's tax-free status and make it pay its way like everybody else.

We'd also legislate for full disclosure on religious spending so that their adherents could see where their tithes are really going.

I'd disguise Bill Clinton as somebody else so that he'd be able to help me as President. He'd be disguised as Vice-President "Hector Jesus Machio Batista Cortes the third" and he'd help me run the country. I'd give him a fake mustache and sombrero.

Since I wasn't born in the US (and have come back to the UK anyway), I could never stand for President but if I could, and he was still alive (I'm not asking too much am I?) It would be Groucho Marx - a man who REALLY understood the human condition :)

Me and richard pryor that way wewould get the black and the white vote and free shine for everyone would be our ticket to a win

I've have to pick this whacky Wabbit !

Fred Jenkins, of course. He's a man of the people and for himself.

Don Rickles would be my running mate. Perfect sidekick. Pretty good with public relations and foreign diplomacy.