I would make myself King of the U.S., build a new castle on the Potomac, have a really cool dungeon built in the castle basement, hire the following; Rooster as my pilot for KOTUS One, Dragonfly as the castle chef, Otis as my court jester, Sincerity and Didge as my advisors, Angela just because she's Angela and many appointments of other Blurtit users to my staff, there's room for all. Lets fill the castle with fun, pizza and pole dancing (Jan and Yin will be in charge of that).
Free moonshine for everyone
Bike racks with free bikes on every block.
That way, I could collect the retirement-for-life ... And not have the headaches of the actual job.
Put Donald Trump into exile. ;)
Free Angola 1. 40 +yrs in isolation is horrific.
I'd be ineligible for the job since I'd be working on Hippy's team.
Well, I personally find Donald Trump philosophically offensive to a number of my values.
So if I were he, and like Alec Guinness as Colonel Nicholson of the British Army in The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957) finally came to my senses, I would die destroying everything that I had constructed that served to aid America's enemies.
Here's a final scene from the movie; forward it starting at 50 seconds if you wish.