What Would You Do With Santa?

Well considering that I don't have a chimney, and I know santa isn't real... I would shoot em

I don't have a chimney, but he's more than welcome to use the door!!! As for the reindeer, they can get a drink from my big ole' swimming pool!!! AND THAT'S AN INVITATION!!! BUT- SANTA, IT'S STRICTLY BYOB!!!!

I'd be thrilled to see him, and give him milk and cookies!  Maybe he'll leave me a new Christian hubby!

Why is this posted in travel? I'd make him wipe his feet, I don't want ash all over my floor. I'd probably give him a cup of tea, make some small talk, ask  if Bin Lauden is getting a gift, how come there are no little Clause's, what is the pay rate for elves, are you hiring, do you want to sit on my lap? What would you like for Christmas?

I have 2 chimneys & I am sorry to say this but I would blow his beard up into his hat w/ Mr. Smith and Mrs. Wesson...wait 10 minutes then call the police...♥Nassy

Knowing there is no such person,I would,start a fire in the fire place when I think he is half way down or go outside and climb to the roof top and shoot down the chimney and call the cops he was in my house......

I'd shoot the fat red man, too. Steal his toys and butcher his reindeer for the freezer.

I would probably think I had ate a perhaps spoiled piece of beef and would start to listen for the chains or old Bob Marley to come and visit my Bahhh Humbug butt!

Threaten him then tie him up then sell him for billions and billions of dollars then  conquer the world

I would love to have santa come down my chimney! I might scream and yell at first. Seeing red in the dark appear down your chimney. Hearing loud noises on your roof when santa lands. Its like a horror movie. But, i would figure out, sooner or later, that it is santa claus. Then I'll give him cookies and ask him for every single expensive thing out there! :P

Shag him hard against the fire place!! Have a Xmas Bash with him!!!

I would talk with him and ask what its like at the north pole ask all the stuff I have always wanted to ask. Go ahead and laugh but I still believe!

I don't have a chimney so I would kick his butt out off my house.

I would give him a lecture on commercializing Christmas. Jesus is the reason for the season.

Kick him out if he doesn't give me what I want!   Maybe...