Amen brother.
"Hello person of faith.
Did you see how Arsenal got on last weekend? Shocking wasn't it? What? You aren't interested in football? Why not? Are you normal?
How about Cricket then? Kent doing badly.
What do you mean "Who's Kent"?
It's a cricket team, silly.
Anyway, what's going on here today?
OK, what is a baptism?
And that makes sense does it?
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Welcome. SMILE. Happy to see you. Follow me to your seats. And do you have a song book and a Bible? SMILE, If you need anything let me know. Welcome.