I'm not sure what is funnier, the fact that people believe USA has won more wars than any other country or the fact that people believe USA has never LOST a war!
Most wars won:
1. Great Britain - en.wikipedia.org
2. France - en.wikipedia.org
USA is way down towards the bottom (One because USA is only about 200 years old and has not fought in many wars. Two because USA is one of the worst countries at fighting wars...
Ok so you're American and you don't want to admit you lost the Vietnam and Korean War (if you invade somewhere and you leave because it's a stalemate or you can't win, that in my eyes is a lost battle)
“You beat the brits 2 times by using farmers”? Are you referring to the American Revolution and the war of 1812? Britain backed out (I guess as they backed out like America did in Vietnam Britain can say they didn't lose?)
Why should Britain have won?
1. Britain had the biggest Army in the world (not anymore)
2. Britain had the biggest Navy in the world (not anymore)
3. Britain had the best weapons and ships in the world (not anymore)
4. Britain had the most money (not anymore)
5. Britain were better trained
6. Britain had 1,000's of years of war experience
Why did Britain "lose?"
1. It was taking 3 months to get supplies by boat across the Atlantic.
2. Britain was fighting 4 different wars at the same time which was stretching their massive army and navy.
3. Spain, Netherlands and France helped America.
In fact before France stepped in America was 95% defeated by Britain as they had defeated almost every one of America’s armies.
Nowadays America doesn't like to enter a war without Britain. So America is unlikely to move up the list of most wars won by a country (as it doesn't count if Britain is holding your hand).
Regards