Good morning, Otis. You're up early. Good luck with the election. Hope you get lots of votes.
Well, what should I do? Why should I vote for ya? You going to legalise your moonshine production, and place a LARGE tax on it, to increase the funds of your bank account?
Yes, I am british, but does the word "Voting Fraud" mean anything to you? If you recive a vote from a man named "A.N. American" then that'll be me, under a "legit" name.
Otis, your campaign manager was standing at the polls greeting everyone this morning.
I voted early. Can you please pass the shine? I think our country is ging to need it today.
Otis you know me.... Always cheering for you! You have my vote!